“This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.”
No, that’s not your high school health teacher trying to scare you. It’s Ron Burgundy praising – yes, praising – Justin Bieber during his Comedy Central Roast on Monday night.
Guests of the Kevin Hart-hosted event included Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, and even a surprisingly funny Martha Stewart. Multiple jabs were made with regard to Justin’s legal troubles, sexuality, age, and – of course – music.
“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because this is a real good opportunity for me,” joked comedian Hannibal Buress.
Justin was a good sport and pulled some punches of his own in the end.
“Martha Stewart, thanks for coming. I know that’s probably something you don’t do much of anymore,” Justin teased.
The singer then turned serious, though, and admitted mistakes he’s not proud of in recent years. Justin’s closing statement brought the raunchy roast to a surprise heartwarming close.
See all the best moments of the Justin Bieber Roast here, and, just for fun, here are a few of our favorite jabs made at the Biebs:
“You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all… except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.” – Chris D’Elia
“The roast fans really want blood this time, even though most of your fans haven’t gotten their periods yet.” – Jeff Ross
“Seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube. Time flies when you’re a piece of shit.” – Natasha Leggero
“The best part about taking Justin Bieber from behind is that you can shave half his head and pretend it’s Miley Cyrus.” – Jeff Ross
“Justin’s ass is like a movie ticket because it was ripped apart by an Usher.” – Jeff RossNote: Populove is currently undergoing site maintenance following a hiatus. Some post images and comments from previous months may not appear as we work on the issue.